why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
"you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it"
I don’t consider dark chocolate to be a “cheat food” so I made some dark chocolate bark with almonds and coconut chips for when I’m craving something sweet 😉🍫 #teamnocheats